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    Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin' to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be tellin' ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me...." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee."
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    That's not lip gloss? That is part number 6969696969 Harley Davidson seat repair, kickstand spring repair, fender mount repair, aircleaner insert plastic repair. Plus doubles as a toilet seat repair, overhead car interior tear patch, bucket crack repair, etc.......... But then. I don't wear lip gloss. So what the hell do I know about it?
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    Nick. Being a multiple dog owner with escape artists that like to dig under my fence. I discovered the best dog caller is a 1/2 empty bag of pretzels or potato chips. Don't call, whistle, or chase. Just like in field of dreams movie. "if you shake it. They will come"
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    Love to watch this load going through Denver on I-25. Kansas city or the like would be good too.
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    Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?” Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-Self-Raising, isn't it?” And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
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    STORM'S A-COMING A supercell prepares to storm over a wind farm in Lamar, Colorado. Your Shot photographer Michael Snyder says that watching a storm morph, move, and "blast you with rain, wind and hail is a good time."
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    False lilly
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    Found this house in Burnsville, NC area. Not bad for a 55 mph snapshot. Wife is getting good at doing that.
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    Ours is flying proudly!
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    In back of our Chicken Farm in Norma NJ. The dude with acres and acres of strawberries used to shoot rock salt at me and my sister when we were teenagers. You can guess why. He never hit us. Boy they were good eating. This was open acreage farming in fields, Not the commercial farming done like now.
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    Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?"Adam said, "Lord, I don't have anyone to talk to."God said, "Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a 'woman'. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give 'love' and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don't have time for nonsense..."Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"God said, "An arm and a leg..."Adam said, "What can I get for just a rib?"
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    Many years ago, my cousin's husband rescued a baby badger and it became a house pet? It would hide under the sofa and attack the feet of those who dared to sit there. It also attacked their dog. Luckily, it hadn't damaged their toddlers, when he decided it must go. He took it miles away and it returned. Finally, he had to release it on the west side of the mountains to get rid of it. At least that is what he said he did with it--I have my doubts...
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    I can hear Olga telling those soldiers: "You men come with me to my potato farm to work, my oxen are young and strong! (Tchailovsky's 8112 Overture playing in the background with cannons) If you do not, I hit you all with log!" Sorry, had some Sunday beers folks. :)
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    Would like to be seated here too.
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    Simply stunning--thanks, Shay!
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    It is puzzling indeed. With that Security Center issue on a top of everything I start suspecting it may be some Windows issue. The very last thing before reinstalling Windows would be to try repair installation: https://www.sevenforums.com/tutorials/3413-repair-install.html