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  • Gender Male
  • Location Pecos, Texas
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  • Computer specs Moving up but still old by other forum member standards.
    Computers don't need resource hogs to run.
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  1. rokytnji added a post in a topic How to undo sent emails   

    I put the delete embarrassing facebook posts on my timeline on my facebook page. I hardly ever post on facebook but I keep in touch long distance with close friends and relatives that way since they prefer facebook over other venues.
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  2. rokytnji added a post in a topic Hack of the DAY   

    I always need fishing tips. I know nada about being a good fisherman.
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  3. rokytnji added a post in a topic Caption contest # 100   

    Post 3 since I was on vacation and missed this.
    Edit: mine would have been "Thinking of dealing with the neighbors today honey. What do you think?"
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  4. rokytnji added a topic in Fun Stuff   

    Two liners
    1. Parallel lines have so much in common.
    It's a shame they'll never meet.
    2. My wife accused me of being immature.
    I told her to get out of my fort.
    3. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
    4. How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One, they're efficient and not very funny.
    5. What do you call a dog with no legs.
    It doesn't matter; it's not going to come.
    6. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay.
    You have my Word.
    7. What's green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
    A pool table.
    8. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
    Poor bastard.
    9. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
    You look for the fresh prints.
    10. I went to a really emotional wedding the other day.
    Even the cake was in tiers.
    11. We have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea.
    Runs in our jeans.
    12. A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building.
    He yells "Don't do it! You have so much potential!"
    13. A hot blonde orders a double entendre at the bar.
    The bartender gave it to her.
    14. Want to hear a word I just made up?
    15. Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.
    16. What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
    Aye Matey.
    17. To the handicapped guy who stole my bag -
    You can hide but you can't run.
    18. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster.
    If anything, it made him more sluggish.
    19. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life"
    But John came fifth, and won a toaster.
    20. Q: How do you think the unthinkable?
    A: With an itheberg.
    21. Someone stole my mood ring,
    I don't know how I feel about that.
    22. I tried to catch fog yesterday,
    23. The first rule of Alzheimer's club,
    Is don't talk about chess club.
    24. Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
    If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
    25. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
    She looked surprised.
    A Roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers.
    Gimme 5 beers.
    The programmers wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get me a dozen.
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
    There is a band called 1023MBs.
    They haven't any gigs yet.
    An electron is driving a motorbike really fast. Suddenly a police officer stops him and yells: "You were driving at 180MPH!"
    "Aw Hell!" replies the electron "Now I have no freaking' clue where I am!"
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  5. rokytnji added a post in a topic Picture of the Week - Queenly   

    My oldest boys girlfriend in high school in El Paso Tx was a princess from the Island of Tonga.  Imagine that.

    Here is another princess. My boy has moved on since then.

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  6. rokytnji added a post in a topic POTW ... trains   

    Post 15 picture 3 looks scarey to ride.
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  7. rokytnji added a post in a topic 1,200 guns   

    .45 Glock is my weapon of choice.
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  8. rokytnji added a post in a topic Share New Board Tricks   

    Delivered where, MJ? Email or the r/h sidebar?
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  9. rokytnji added a post in a topic So Who Do You Like ?   

    Of course. The news and polls do not lie. Do they?
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  10. rokytnji added a topic in How to use our board...   

    Share New Board Tricks
    I have found if I hover my cursor over a thread title. I can then left click the tab to display original or latest post. If a image is present in the post. I can left click on it to display the image shown  full size on my screen.
    What new tips has anyone else discovered with this new board?
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  11. rokytnji added a post in a topic So Who Do You Like ?   

    Sick Puppies maybe?
    Hateful Bigots?
    Insecure human beings?
    Not as a neighbor. Won't buy a used car from him.  Rich draft dodger. I like Nothing about him but that I am glad I am on the border of Mexico and not on the East coast.   I've been to the casinos in Atlantic  City NJ (His also). It felt like a sterile  setting to me. Compared to Las Vegas. Where I have also been.
    But that is me as usual. I wanna a candidate I can abide as a neighbor, buy a used car from with trust, hang out in a BBQ and be a real person and bearable to hang out with. Not much to ask for. But apparently it is?
    Cuz I guess I am hard to hang out with.
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  12. rokytnji added a post in a topic Hack of the DAY   

    No kidding.
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  13. rokytnji added a post in a topic POTW ... trains   

    Texas propposal between Dallas and Fort Worth

    Our local train depot

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  14. rokytnji added a post in a topic Linux link test   

    Hitting the why did this Happen takes me to a new captcha. Like a loop.
    Typing in the captcha gets me to my site search I wanted in the 1st place. Google is being too controlling in my view.

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  15. rokytnji added a topic in Practice here   

    Linux link test
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