Shay

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  1. Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!
  2. Why Teachers DRINK

    The following questions were set in last year's GED examination. These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds). Q. Name the four seasons. A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q. How is dew formed? A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed. Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections? A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election. Q. What are steroids? A.. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs .. (Shoot yourself now, there is little hope.) Q. What happens to your body as you age? A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A.. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (So true.) Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A.. Premature death. Q. What is artificial insemination? A.. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. Q. How can you delay milk turning sour? A.. Keep it in the cow. (Simple, but brilliant.) Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised? (e.g. The abdomen) A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O, U. (wtf!) Q. What is the fibula? A.. A small lie. Q. What does 'varicose' mean? A.. Nearby. Q. What is the most common form of birth control? A.. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium. (That would work.) Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section.' A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome. Q. What is a seizure? A.. A Roman Emperor. (Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.) Q. What is a terminal illness? A.. When you are sick at the airport. (Irrefutable.) Q. What does the word 'benign' mean? A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (Brilliant.)
  3. Possibleto happen

    THOSE WHO GET TOO BIG FOR THEIR PANTS WILL BE TOTALLY EXPOSED IN THE END’.
  4. POTW Dancing

    Post 1 photo #3 here too.
  5. teamviewer

    That is what I am doing also. But when I lived in Washington, I did not think much of driving up to 5 hours to help folks.
  6. April Desktops

    Post #15
  7. 4/28/17

    Kon Tiki, read all I could find on that back then.
  8. Plumber

    Now that I believe.
  9. JOY