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NickAu

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About NickAu

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    Bleepin' Defenestraphobic
  • Birthday 02/03/1965
  • Age 52

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    Linux Ubuntu 16.04 LTS 64Bit


    CPU
    Intell i5 4460 @ 3.2 GHZ
    Motherboard
    MSI H81M -P33
    Ram
    8 GB
    Storage
    256GB mSATA SSD Boot + 1TB 5400RPM SATA 6Gb/s

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  1. Caption Contest #206

    Somebody found the masters stash.
  2. Trump

    Yes its time to poke fun at the commander and cheeto.
  3. Stoves

    Post 8 no 2
  4. Only in America?

    https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/real-life/a/36683866/wal-mart-slammed-for-outrageous-back-to-school-display/
  5. Caption Contest # 205

    Game of Horns.
  6. An Aussie drover

    An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile by his side. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute. 'Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.' The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his Johnson and related parts in the crocodile's open mouth. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try.' A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... 'I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!'
  7. Caption Contest of the Week

    That's not foghorn leghorn
  8. Stoves

  9. Adios, Mooch!

    LOL
  10. Maxine

    Bring on summer, I hate the cold.
  11. Uh-Oh!!

    Been there done that
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