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About NickAu

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    Bleepin' Defenestraphobic
  • Birthday 02/03/1965
  • Age 53

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    Linux Ubuntu 16.04 LTS 64Bit

    Intell i5 4460 @ 3.2 GHZ
    MSI H81M -P33
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    256GB mSATA SSD Boot + 1TB 5400RPM SATA 6Gb/s

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  1. NickAu

    Sex Life

    Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
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    A Man and his

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    Creatures beginning with letter E

    Post 1 no 4
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    Creatures beginning with letter E

    Echidna Eel-goby.
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    POTW Dogs

    post 2 no 1
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    Tech Support

    The place where I work decided to provide company-paid cell phones to the "suits" upstairs. After negotiating a deal with a cell phone company, we arranged for the phones to be sent to the homes of the various VIP's. The day after delivery, I received a call from a director screaming about how his cell phone didn't work. He said he charged it overnight just like the sheet said, but in the morning, it wouldn't power up. I asked EXACTLY what he did with the phone when he got it. "I took it out, plugged the charger into the wall and into the phone." "Did you put the battery in the phone?" "Not the extra one." "Sir, the phone only came with one battery."
  7. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/beware-of-extortion-scams-stating-they-have-video-of-you-on-adult-sites/
  8. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-spectre-11-and-spectre-12-cpu-flaws-disclosed/
  9. NickAu

    50 Dollars

    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter". Esther always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance." Esther replied, "Morris that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars". The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one word, it's 50 dollars." Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!" Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know -- 50 dollars is 50 dollars".
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    Have a nice day

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response.. So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said... "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother!"
  11. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/malware-found-in-arch-linux-aur-package-repository/
  12. https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/apple/apple-releases-security-updates-for-ios-macos-and-more/
  13. NickAu


    Happy Birthday.
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    NEW Topic Canada anything Canadian

    Post 2 no 2 I could see my self living in a house like that.